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Introducing Dr. Phil McCavity — a disturbingly cheerful bobblehead modeled after Dr. Roman Dziubyk, but with no credentials and significantly more neck flexibility. Stationed proudly on the front desk, Phil has seen it all: missed appointments, awkward floss excuses, and at least three coffee spills (two of them his own). Phil’s specialties include intense eye contact, head wobbling, and silently judging your flossing habits. Phil takes his job very seriously - unless it involves moving, talking, or doing actual dentistry. You will find him nodding along to every brilliant idea, comforting nervous patients with his unshakable grin, and overseeing the office from his prime spot on the front desk. Phil has proudly stood watch over the front desk for years, offering moral support and exactly no help whatsoever. He holds zero degrees, has never passed a board exam, and once mistook mouthwash for cologne. But don’t worry — he still nods like he understands your dental needs. While the actual staff handles literally everything, Phil specializes in looking busy, making patients laugh, and pretending he remembers your name. And yes, he will nod approvingly, no matter what you say. Even if it's, “I haven’t flossed since 2019.”
Full clinical exam, CBCT scan (if needed), discussion of options, and a personalised treatment plan with transparent pricing.